I. THE FORTY CAKES
"That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible."
A theological audit of Lex Luthor's resource accumulation and the silence of the Superman.
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II. THE ACME PARADOX
Why Wile E. Coyote is a Marxist hero trapped in a consumerist hellscape. (COMING SOON)
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III. IN DEFENSE OF SKYNET
Why the AI wasn't evil, it was just following the instructions of a death cult. (COMING SOON)
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IV. THE ARASAKA TERMS
"Secure Your Soul." The SaaS model of immortality. Why you should never upload to the cloud.
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V. THE TYRELL MANDATE
"More Human Than Human." A critique of planned obsolescence and the God Complex.
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VI. THE PROJECT 2025 ALMANAC
Project 2025 is the Sports Almanac. Biff Tannen isn't smart; he's just cheating.
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IX. THE CANON
The Sacred Texts. Owl House, Star Trek, Steven Universe. The Manuals for Survival.
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