THE NEGOTIATOR
"Dealing with Whiny Fascist Man-Babies since 2025."
SYSTEM IDLE // SELECT TARGET
TARGET: SOULLESS BUREAUCRAT
TARGET: THE "WELL, ACTUALLY" GUY
TARGET: GENERIC FASCIST
TARGET: HEALTH INSURANCE ADJUSTER
TARGET: AI TECH BRO
NEGOTIATE
> System Online.
> Empathy Converters at 100%.
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