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THE WAR CHEST
Opportunity Cost Calculator. Audit the theft.
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DISRESPECT-INATOR
Quantum Middle Finger. For when heroes get too cocky.
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D.J. INATOR 9000
Tactical Absurdity Generator. Breaks fascists with humor.
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GLITTER CANNON
Visual Disruption. Fabulous and impossible to clean up.
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AGGRESSIVE NEGOTIATOR
Weaponized Empathy. Forces self-reflection.
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POGO STICK INATOR
Physics Defiance. Calculate the bounce.